Hi guys,
So, I have grave news to report. There is a spy among us. Not just any spy, but a man so vile that he is attempting to Sabotage the Black Widow Pirates themselves. This man is no other than Oda, the creator of One Piece! Now, before you call me crazy, which I know none of you would do, let me make myself clear and illustrate why I believe Oda is this man.
Over the course of two years, the Wano Arc has been hyped up by Oda himself, who claimed that it will surpass Marineford in hype, action, scale, literally everything, and since then the Black Widow Pirates have sat quietly waiting for Wano to emerge. Yet, what we have gotten is Luffy running around Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory for two years instead, with consistent breaks between. In fact, just two weeks ago, Oda had a break for Golden week, and this week he has taken another. There is a record number of breaks since he has claimed will come to be, and I believe it has to do with us.
See, everyone recognizes the true might of the Black Widow Pirates, and they fear it: Oda included. How you ask? Simple. He's on the site, watching in the shadows, hiding silently. A year ago, if you asked everyone who was the best Yonko crew on the site, it was uncontestably between the Monk Pirates and the Black Widow Pirates. But now, it's the Xros Pirates (by 1 vote over the Black Widow Pirates) who stand at the top, which I find fuckin' insane considering that, as put by user Tabor, "many of those fuckers don't even have pages yet." Thus, the only reasonable explanation is Oda, who has consistently delayed Wano to stall the Black Widow's ascension to power.
Thus, I ask you userbase to help me find Oda, the spy within our midst, and expel his vile, unholy presence from this site! With your help, I know that we can do it!
Make the Black Widow Pirates Great Again! (MBWPGA)
Sincerely,
Berserkchart486